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drunksparce:

katisconfused:

for gods sake if you want to make the joke about hur hur dunsparce is 4’11” can we at least get some variety in your comparisons why is it always salamance?

Why don’t we calculate how many squared joltiks equal a dunsparce or something.

Why don’t we…

They’re not even comparing them properly. Also, Dunsparce is great.

Posted at 2:12 AM on Jul 24, 2014 with 18 notes
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Posted at 1:31 AM on Jul 24, 2014 with 577,511 notes
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katisconfused:

for gods sake if you want to make the joke about hur hur dunsparce is 4’11” can we at least get some variety in your comparisons why is it always salamance?

Why don’t we calculate how many squared joltiks equal a dunsparce or something.

Why don’t we measure all the snakes and compare

Why don’t we cover a wailord in dunsparce

No just salamance. Every time. Same joke. Over and over.

The worst part is, there’s a metric fuckton of other pokemon that are 4’11. Like Gengar, or Exploud, or Swampert. 

Posted at 1:15 AM on Jul 24, 2014 with 18 notes
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“✍ Can you draw the me?”

cameraupt:

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whopops how late is this

thank

Posted at 10:00 PM on Jul 23, 2014 with 4 notes
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Posted at 9:58 PM on Jul 23, 2014 with 819 notes
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amakuchi205:

know your dragons…

No no no no 

Posted at 9:45 PM on Jul 23, 2014 with 4 notes
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parzifalsjudgment:

drunksparce IS A JERKBUBBLE IT’S NOT FAIR.

Your butt is a jerkbubble. Jerkbubblebutt. Yeah.

Posted at 11:35 AM on Jul 23, 2014 with 2 notes
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#And now I go off to work #Like a mature adult

oneladydracor:

the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

"no debts" "a sense of self worth" "A trust-able loving partner" "AC for the cars" "toys for the cats, they lost all of theirs."

Easter kinda sucks too.

What did the easter bunny bring you?
"more dental appointments."

"Pokemon."

"You’re too old for that, are you sure?"

"Did I fucking stutter."

Posted at 11:29 AM on Jul 23, 2014 with 655,776 notes
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mannakete:

final-judgment:

fandomstucknipplelicker:

barack-o-llamas:

hey neighbor

iM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIANT PICKLE

my first thought was

image

IT MAKES IT WORSE

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Posted at 2:14 AM on Jul 23, 2014 with 209,151 notes
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runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

Posted at 2:13 AM on Jul 23, 2014 with 350,764 notes
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“Really tricky, cos I can't see you as a DPS or frontline attacker at all. You're too clumsy to be a healer --let's face it, you'll heal yourself more than comrades, and not that coordinated for thief/archer class. Necromancer, maybe? Or Beast Master.”

It’s funny, because I favor DPS classes over anything else in games. Hunter in WoW is one of them, which tame beasts to use in fights.

Posted at 4:28 PM on Jul 21, 2014 with 1 note

yuutfa:

What if you don’t memorize the spells, but instead keep a spellbook with you, and the whole fight is just you furiously flipping through pages to find the right spells?

This sounds like me when playing Avalon Code. 

I can see it now. So many papercuts. So many sticky notes and bookmarked pages. Casualties all round.

This is it. That’s my headcanon for you in an RPG setting. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Posted at 4:19 PM on Jul 21, 2014 with 8 notes
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What RPG class would you assign me?

Posted at 4:09 PM on Jul 21, 2014 with 9,265 notes
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#I'm legitimately curious

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deathtosquishies:

okay but can we talk about pokémon sizes for two seconds

The 5’11 includes Furret’s tail. That’s its length, not actual height. Same for any long pokemon. And birds/bats are measured by wingspan. Pokemon measuring is the same as real biology measurements.

Posted at 4:08 PM on Jul 21, 2014 with 3,199 notes
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So, a while back, I was asked to design some enemies for an RPG Maker game, and goblins were to be one of them. I got a bit carried away.

Goblin: Tribal amphibious crocodilian humanoids, they can be found most often in swamps. Each tribe has a Chieftan, which is an inherited title.

Bublin: Bublins are a sub-species of Goblin, and unlike their cousins, they prefer open oceans. They remain submerged much more often than their Goblins, and are far more aggressive and unorganized. Leadership of Bublin tribes is earned, and it is not uncommon for said leaders to be killed an replaced in less than a week. Bublins are known to attack ships so often, that some tribes make pirate honorary members.

Also, Bublins tame shark pups.

Posted at 2:40 AM on Jul 20, 2014 with 1 note
#cake art #goblins #bublins #GOBLIN SHARKS